do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad
no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max’s eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that’s feminist because she’s a girl dragon. what about fiona’s sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i’ve had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday
So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a ‘seize the ogre’ tunic on. So I’m like
“make thy quarrel known wench”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking farqiona?”
and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!’ and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!’ and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed
more people need to consume media how dedicated comics fans consume their media of choice
go up to any comics fan and ask them which writers house they would mail pipe bombs to and they’ll list of at the bare minimum 5 different people. ask them their favorite character and you’ll be greeted with an answer followed by why every comic ever featuring that character has been literally the worst and they refuse to read it again. truly i don’t think there’s another group of people so invested in something that they truly despise to such a great degree.
to people who keep saying that this applies to their respective fandom: you will never experience this
sorry i’m not letting these tags stay hidden via @feyburner
